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What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
.... hello there 2017 i am re uploding this for no sensible reason but to tell even more people its even more impossible than impossible why? some jerk decided it was a good idea to make a def about that one link
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021
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Urban dictionary

The best dictionary ever created for joke use and serious use
“I use urban dictionary a lot to search up very funny definitions of certain words, or when I am to much of a lazy peice of shit to get a dictionary
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A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.
Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."
by youngsallyface February 15, 2021
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by Gwen .-. February 16, 2021
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A website that "People" use to add things to a sort of dictionary for things on the internet that most normal people would never need to understand, The only good use for this dictionary is to figure out what your girl friend just said what she'd do to you.
Girlfriend: Im gonna drop a fat fridge in your face tonight
Boyfriend: Hold on babe, Let me figure out what you just said on the Urban Dictionary.
by SuperMilkMan64 February 17, 2021
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a piece of absolute mastery where you can look up all the wonderful things that your hornyness comands
by i dont know February 18, 2021
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did you actually just searched it,moron.
:clown: the urban dictionary informs you that you are in fact,on the website.
by MinuteManDan! February 18, 2021
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