cock proxy

Having proxy powers of the cock, in order to bone someone's wife.

"Hey Man! Your wife is hot! Would you grant me cock proxy so I can bone her?"

by DenverHaze October 23, 2012

Cock Paste

The creamy white substance that is spewed from a males engorged throbbing phallus once ultimate pleasure has been arrived upon due to oral stimulation.

Man 1-"Wow, dude your teeth look absolutely amazing! What is your secret?"

Man 2-" I always make sure to brush my teeth at least twice a day with my boyfriends Cock Paste!"

by Ariesian September 11, 2013

Dungeon Cock

A penis belonging to a teenager or man who completely ignores genital hygiene. Eventually, the penis takes on a smell, texture and appearance of something that has dwelled in a dungeon for decades.

Concerned friend 1: When was the last time he showered? Or changed his pants?

Concerned friend 2: Don't remember. Dude's gotta have some dungeon cock goin' on.

by Tron78 March 3, 2011

cock-a-pella

When a guy sings acapella

Because you sing cock-a-pella.

by DetroitisforLovers March 17, 2011

Cock Pilot

A wingman so good, that they don't just get you the girl, but they guide you to the navigational landing strip!!

Hey did you see Jessica last night? Yeah thanks to my Cock Pilot, Mike, I got with her.

by Murray123184 July 11, 2011

Chris Cock

Chris normally has a very tiny cock often compared to a shrimp.
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny

Your dick is so small you have a Chris cock.

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020

butt-cock

when someone tries (and fails) to bag every female possible because his friends dropped him

mickus fr fr becoming a butt-cock, this is why I don't talk to him anymore

by *Big J* March 10, 2022