National Cat Maid Day 

National Cat Maid Day is on the 25th of November every year, it's a day where you and your friend group, no matter your gender, have to dress up as cat maids and go out.

Person 1: "hey it's the 25th of November! National Cat Maid Day!"
Person 2: "Guess we have to dress up as cat maids ;)"

National Cat Maid Day by SherlockWatson221 November 6, 2020

that darn cat 

(1) One of the worst movies ever, which was actually remade for unknown reasons by Disney in the early 90s. Involves the adventures of a girl searching for a cat. That's it. The ONLY movie worse than this shit is Kangaroo Jack.
(2) The non-offensive way to express anger at a cat.

(1)Dude 1: "What's on TV?"
Dude 2: "That Darn Cat."
Dude 1: (leaves)
(2) "That darn cat! Well, at least now I don't have to get a vasectomy.

that darn cat by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

Dont Cat 

Cat referred to as pussy for example: pussy cat.

To cat out means that; dont pussy out

Dont Cat; If someone is going to wimp out or not do something; like dont cat at skipping school tomorow; or dont cat on me selling you this item.. and so on.

Dont Cat by Stripes1020 June 7, 2009

The cat in the hat 

A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.

Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!

The cat in the hat by Ten Wangmo September 18, 2012

nyan cat 

Nyan cat is the epitome of annoying. Play it loudly next to friends and watch them suffer. Results may vary from insanity, bleeding from the ears, hysteria, excessive violence and/or painful death.

YOU: I love nyan cat! ::turns on nyan cat::
FRIENDS: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! ::dies painfully::

nyan cat by Nyancat/Chuck Norris lover May 22, 2011

Schrodinger's cat 

A nonsensical experiment suggested due to an equally nonsensical theory namely Quantum Mechanics. In this experiment a cute kitty cat is enclosed in a box containing say a sealed jar of a poisonous gas. boooo...
The trigger for the release of the gas inside the box is the decay of some radioactive atom. If the radioactive atom decays it sets of a hammer like action which breaks the jar containing the gas which instantly kills the cat but if it doesn't decay the cat stays alive and kicking. If the half life of the radioactive atom chosen as a trigger is say one hour then for that one hour according to laws of Quantum Mechanics the cat is neither alive nor dead but is in some sort of a superposition of both the states. Bizzare?? Definitely.

So it all boils down as to what is the true nature of radioactive decay. Is it spontaneous or not. To this day radioactivity is considered a random process. Though I believe that this is incorrect.

This was only a thought experiment devised by Erwin Schrodinger in 1935 to show the incompleteness and bizarreness of Quantum Mechanics.
I repeat no live cats were used for the Schrodinger's cat experiment you cat lovers. meow

Schrodinger's cat by anuraganimax December 13, 2009

Iranian Cat 

One of the best breeds of cats in the world. They are very expensive.

I just bought an Iranian Cat.

Iranian Cat by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008