jack you off

When a person, male or female, tends to stroke your penis until you get off. Otherwise known as a handjob. It is another way to have someone else masturbate you when you really do not want to have sex.

Last night Sarah asked me, "Can I jack you off? So, I said "sure".
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"

by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

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You Were Saying?

When you cut someone off and present evidence of them being hypocritical

Person: So, by all means, we should stop smoking-
Someone: *shows video of Person smoking*

Another person: Ah, yes, so Person, you were saying?

by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 8, 2018

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Damn you Dave

When things are going wrong and you need someone to blame. Dave is a fictional character on which you can reflect your anger, the universal 'baddy'. Originating from the 'Lost' episode 'Dave', wherein Dave is Hurley's imaginary friend, telling him to disobey his doctors.
In social media, #damnyoudave has been a trending topic for a few days in june 2015.

There's no more warm water to shower. Damn you Dave.

by MrGeldof June 12, 2015

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write you off

When someone shrugs you off or doesn't care about you.

They don't think you're important that's why they write you off.

by Misfit940407 August 28, 2013

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see you around

A more polite way to say "I don't care if I never see you again".

Billy: How'd your date with Jessica go?
Bob: It was horrible. We had nothing in common; talking to her felt like pulling teeth. I had to end it with the good ole "see you around".

Joe: How was your date with Amanda?
John: I thought it was going well, but she used the "see you around" on me at the end so I know I'll never see her again.

by kgm/s September 12, 2021

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