Pseudo-Douche

A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.

Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.

by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009

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douche swindler

someone who swindles douches

that guy is a douche swindler

by the_master_of_funk September 24, 2010

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douche bag billi

1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag

You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie

by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021

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douche-dick

Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.

I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”

by Shrimp69 March 1, 2022

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Douche Rag

The white version of the do-rag

See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??

by THE BOMB DIG May 28, 2012

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Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011

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