douchey taco

a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.

"Man, he was a douchey taco?"
"Yeah but at least he was trying to hide it by dating a girl."

by awkwardgirly June 20, 2016

shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017

glossy taco

A top coat of nail polish. Simplynailogical came up with the words glossy taco

Put a glossy taco on

by Birddy15569 July 30, 2017

HOT TACO

When a guy shits in a girls vagina.

She let someone shit in her vagina. That was a HOT TACO.

by bettyhamster May 24, 2019

Ucky Taco

The act of pooping in a soft or hard shell taco. Thus creating Ucky taco

son: mom wants an ucky taco
mom: don't say that it makes me sick
son: dad wants an ucky taco

man: dude i served ucky tacos last night.
friend: was there corn too?

by ucky taco delivery boy September 29, 2012

Taco

if you call someone a Taco, you basically call them dumb.

"Hey Taco!'
"hi"
"LOL L"

or

"Ur such a Taco"
"damn bruv"

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ June 25, 2021

Glossy taco

You are vame from simplynailogical you are one of us . A holosexual. A glossy taco is what she calls a glossy top coat Andy make sure it's holo so you'll fit right in .

Don't forget to put on a glossy taco before those nail Vinyls

by I'm a holosexual for life January 17, 2018