toilet taco

a taco-like formation made in the toilet, which is a poo wrapped in toilet paper like a tortilla.

I pooped in my hand covered in TP. I can now make a toilet taco!

by DabbingIsSo2015 June 1, 2020

Taco Bell Lettuce

Cheap, low quality shredded iceberg lettuce

I had to pick taco bell lettuce off of my chicken sandwich

by fangurl.55 June 6, 2020

Taco Cock

When your Cock bends backwards during sex

“Dude my girlfriend gave me taco cock last night during sex”

by Big Daddy Lucci June 16, 2020

Rear taco

A person's ass

Did you know that Chris shaves his rear taco?

by LiamtheRed June 19, 2020

taco pizza

It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty

"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."

"What's in that shit anyway?"

"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"

by JLJackalope June 24, 2020

Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

by Maverix91 July 8, 2020

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020