national suck dick day

November 22

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
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by 💀💀 November 22, 2021

lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021

Nobbed sucked

When a Lath incorrectly spells the phrase "nob sucked"

Sutton was trying to get his nobbed sucked

by John Giles November 1, 2021

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

High Amplitude Sucking

When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.

See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm

That girl from last night gave me some fine high amplitude sucking and left me feeling satisfied.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Suck

To vape or smoke

‘hey would you like to come outside for a suck?”
“yes I really need a suck”

by I<3diggers November 8, 2021

Suck

Suck a dick

Person 1: suck
Person 2: okay

by 0fficial.__.kapi November 14, 2021