dick bong

A bong in the traditional sense, but modeled and shaped like a dick.

Marvin, get Alex's dick bong out of your mouth!

by Magic Mushroom April 18, 2008

Dick Load

Refers to a large amount of something.

Mate I have a dick load of money.

by C Mitchell March 27, 2009

Dick Licorice

Any candy with a foul or unpleasant taste or tastes like the male sex organ.

Ugh, this old people candy tastes like Dick Licorice

by sdh7444 October 21, 2010

Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

grizzle dick

genitals that do not have that freshly shaven look.

"Man i need to shave, i've got grizzle dick"

by Charles La Ferrera November 10, 2006

Jizz Dick

After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.

I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.

by mr.stealyogurl October 19, 2011