Dirty Captain

After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.

I gave that ho the dirty captain!

by D43M0N July 7, 2010

dirty alex

when a man has a foursome with 2 gay KFC workers and 1 living hydroflask, and one gay KFC worker pisses in the mans nostril until it comes out his mouth so that the living hydroflask can be filled with it, all while the other gay KFC worker is eating the mans ass which has been pre-filled with chocolate syrup infused cum.

damn i’m so horny i could go for a dirty alex rn

by bussypopper200 September 8, 2021

Dirty Wilson

When you take the grip of a tennis racket and shove it up someones ass.

Dirty wilson tennis dirty butt

by tennis star ham March 25, 2011

Dirty Aidan

A technique in which a male has ice cubes placed on his eyeballs while simultaneously having his cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner

My girl pulled out some freaky shit yesterday and tried a Dirty Aidan on me.

by dumb baby bicht April 6, 2020

Dirty Scout

Putting your finger up somebody's butt like a dipstick before deciding if you should put your penis in there,

I didn't want poop on my dick, so I sent in the dirty scout first.

by DTCR July 24, 2014

Dirty Maxime

A dirty Maxime is making the girl scream like crazy until she runs out of air. It can only be done if you're really good in sexual acts and make women have orgasm as easy as clapping hands. The guys who succeed the most are usually called Maxime and that's where its name comes from.

girl 1: "Wow, Maxime honored his name last night..."
girl 2: "What do you mean?"
girl 1: "He pulled a DIrty Maxime and I almost died because i couldn't breathe"

by 73bitchcuero April 14, 2020

dirty bubba

When you masturbate and use your tears as lube.

Yesterday I dirty bubba’d. Man that priest fucked me up.

by Lockdown 2020 March 30, 2020