Achy Nuts

Achy Nut (syndrome) is when a man starts acting all bitchy and feminine like.

When levels of the male hormone, testosterone, starts to drop, your testicles become smaller and sometimes get achy and sensitive to the touch. The medical term for this is called 'hypogonadism'.

At the same time test levels drop, estrogen (female hormone) levels rise, and men can start exhibiting female like signs such as enlarged tender, breasts, oily skin, and mood swings.
"What's up with our manager lately? He's been in a bad mood. Who got him written up?"

"The fuck if I know! Looks like every day this week he's been all Achy Nuts on our daily conference call. Cutting people off when they crack jokes, going straight down the task list without allowing people to ask questions, and getting snarky with people for being just 2 minutes late for the call."
by Pedat Ebediyah February 05, 2014
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Nut Hoofing

Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.
by Arimor October 13, 2009
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feminine nut

when your a girl and you see something beautiful are just so satisfying and you just nut
do you ever just watch those videos of people doing makeup on instagram and have a feminine nut??
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nut jooz

1. Almond milk or other milks made with various different nuts

2. Ejaculation liquids

3. Hazelnoot
1. I just had some nut jooz man, it was real good

2. I just had some nut jooz man, it was real good

3. I just had some nut jooz man, it was real good
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poncho nuts

Yo, Matt over there is totally poncho nuts.
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nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.
A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.
by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017
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Ego nut

When your ego is stroked so heavily that you nut (ejaculate) in a literal or metaphorical manner.
"Man, my professor told me how good the writing in my paper was, that I had a massive ego nut!"
by Cyram November 18, 2016
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