Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021

Flubber nuts

It is a part of the brain or the gorilla that they think about female gorillas in the natural habitat.

Gorilla 1:what ya thinking about bro?
Gorilla 2: sorry my flubber nuts were thinking about your girlfriend!

by Gorillalover5000 August 24, 2019

Nut Bunch

When a guy wears to tight of jeans, his nuts get all bunched up. The male version of a female camel toe.

Man, I love my new skinny jeans, but they give me nut bunch!!

by Floorguava August 27, 2012

nut mogul

When a person rubs there testicles over another persons six pack abs, like riding over moguls on skis.

That guy totally wants to nut mogul your abs.

by sieraccm January 3, 2012

Ego nut

When your ego is stroked so heavily that you nut (ejaculate) in a literal or metaphorical manner.

"Man, my professor told me how good the writing in my paper was, that I had a massive ego nut!"

by Cyram November 18, 2016

Primal Nut

(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them

“You know Brad Johnson on the football team? BIG primal nut”

by Swegolicious July 4, 2019

Cream of the nut

Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.

"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."

by nutterbetter33 December 2, 2018