Alex also known as ‘PJ’ (Paul Jr.)by his teammates. Can’t sit still, even if his life counted on it. Is loud and get yelled at for it by his teammates for it. Loves smelling his JROTC Intructors. Dated all the girls on the armed drill team except the ones who have balls. And gets pushed around by the girls he dates(fucks around with). He texts in paragraphs and ends up hurting himself or the girl when they break up.
by Tadashi13579 December 21, 2018
by thereal mann September 24, 2019
by thereal mann September 24, 2019
by chasingatlantic February 04, 2018
Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
by The Alex Burden April 09, 2019
by criss.ii September 28, 2021
This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023