by pussifairy420 September 24, 2022
Get the City stuffmug. Where you can be a student athlete with a great future and honors classes, yet get harassed by the paid police that all take steroids and think they are sheriffs. And even when you still become rich they still find away to take you away. A holes. Young wild and free. Careless (whose more careless the teen growing or the oinkers)
by Fenix February 25, 2024
Get the Cooper citymug. Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.
Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
by Guyfromtotaldrama December 17, 2021
Get the City Slickermug. When you get got super bad. You then become a resident of a community of other people that have gone through the same. Much similar to "got em" but on a larger scale.
Statement: Damn, I just became a victim of identity theft.
Response: Got em city, population: you bro
Response: Got em city, population: you bro
by MajesticB August 6, 2022
Get the Got Em Citymug. A man, named Mike, who lives in the city but pretends to be from the country and will unilaterally have that city boy vibe.
by Jgon9 September 4, 2023
Get the City boymug. Gag city is where the most yassified cunts can live people sometimes think that men can enter but they can’t for example “90sterry” not the sneaks HELP gg and yasified pop queens can visit or live not some twink?.
by Don’t use for digital footprin December 22, 2023
Get the gag citymug. 