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Ed moment

When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.
John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.

Al: no, how was it

John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.

Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you

Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.
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Moment

Through the emerging consensus of observation and experimentation, one (1) moment is equal to exactly three (3) whole minutes.
Cassie: Just a moment...
*3 whole minutes pass*
Cassie: Hi! So I've gone ahead and scheduled your appointment - you're all set!
by ccpresident September 6, 2018
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gaming chair moment

Describes an instance of a hacker/cheater in a video game being completely obvious and obnoxious with their hacks/cheats, the joke being that it's only to make them feel powerful.
"Had a gaming chair moment last night, fucker was instakilling us cross map."
by KTelos September 10, 2023
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Breath mint moment

That moment when you need to tell someone something uncomfortable or upsetting about themselves. Or when your significant other has been an asshole and has no idea.
Babe, we need to have a breath mint moment. Your lack of preparing sandwiches for the trip makes me feel unloved....
by Prickly Balls March 9, 2021
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ragtag moment

When you awkwardly flirt with a girl but it is completely one sided and often turns out in lack of future conversation.
"Hey there cray cray gurl! why don't you answer me?" "gosh leave me alone you are always having ragtag moments"
by Leeroy McSwaggins November 11, 2013
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scoutie moment

That moment when you spam post an oc meme or any small meme that is not funny or objectively entertaining and proceed to spam it in any message board or interaction.

Any conversation that leads into a topic of New York or Architecture followed by a correction or an input from a person.
Ex. 1
*Spams :chito:*

bro thats not even funny.
*Spams :chito:*

Scoutie moment

Ex. 2
Look how fucked this building measurements. He tries to calculate the height of a building in halo and he's retarded.
by pseudonym any April 29, 2021
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Left Shoulder Moment

When one of the homies are rockin' a bit of a chub, but they don't wanna be too public about it. Can also be used if a guy sees something he likes in a sexual way.
Hey guys. *taps shoulder* *winks*

Hey, Matius! Look over there. Left shoulder moment, am I right?!
by Michael Churchill May 14, 2021
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