A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023
Get the Stone Hill Middle Schoolmug. Coastal Middle school is a shitty dump and a poor excuse for a school. Coastal is known for it's juuling and fights, as well as its many scandals. Coastal is an "IB" school, so its principal tells everyone that it is a good school when, its actually not. But do whatever makes you happy I guess, Ms. Shooter Jones ( :
by lil_peeper December 31, 2019
Get the Coastal Middle Schoolmug. A school in the middle of damn no where and everybody is a rat full of three types of people pot heads and chill and Jayden Heffron... cutest kid in America no cap
by Hdjdjshsjekkwnd February 19, 2019
Get the Franklin County Middle Schoolmug. A dirty ghetto white school located in meqoun wisconsin… and all the dudes there are racist and fat!
EEEEEEWWWWW LAKESHORE MIDDLE SCHOOL
by love me00922&/&/ February 6, 2023
Get the lakeshore middle schoolmug. The actual definition of hell where half the kids are bullied, the other half’s daddies are really rich so nobody can touch them or they are the bullies.
What do the teachers do about it? Nothing. But if you’re caught wearing a hoodie? GET YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Types of groups or people:
Rich kids: Walk around showing off their designer kicks to the common folk. Untouchable or else daddy will blow a fuse and sue the school.
Nerds: Smart kids but constantly get picked on by bullies.
Gamers: Normally a bunch of kids who are tech-smart and spend their break times indoors playing video games together
Bullies: Insecure jerks who take out their anger on other kids.
Kids with parents who don’t give a damn about them: One of two things happen to them. They either becomes bullies or the bullied.
Weebs: Anime kids who obsess over manga and have all the Naruto hand movements memorized. Sometimes they also go into the gamer kid group as well...why? Because Pikachu.
Tik Tok Girls: Trendy group of girls with basically 0 personality whatsoever. When they’re not gossiping and gushing over hot boys, they’re on their phones, checking their Instagram stories and trying so hard to act cool.
Athletic kids: Annoying, popular, PE coach’s favorite kids and can be teacher’s pets. Also, they have an obsession with soccer or football or whatever.
These are only some of the groups this dreadful fiery pit of hell holds.
What do the teachers do about it? Nothing. But if you’re caught wearing a hoodie? GET YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Types of groups or people:
Rich kids: Walk around showing off their designer kicks to the common folk. Untouchable or else daddy will blow a fuse and sue the school.
Nerds: Smart kids but constantly get picked on by bullies.
Gamers: Normally a bunch of kids who are tech-smart and spend their break times indoors playing video games together
Bullies: Insecure jerks who take out their anger on other kids.
Kids with parents who don’t give a damn about them: One of two things happen to them. They either becomes bullies or the bullied.
Weebs: Anime kids who obsess over manga and have all the Naruto hand movements memorized. Sometimes they also go into the gamer kid group as well...why? Because Pikachu.
Tik Tok Girls: Trendy group of girls with basically 0 personality whatsoever. When they’re not gossiping and gushing over hot boys, they’re on their phones, checking their Instagram stories and trying so hard to act cool.
Athletic kids: Annoying, popular, PE coach’s favorite kids and can be teacher’s pets. Also, they have an obsession with soccer or football or whatever.
These are only some of the groups this dreadful fiery pit of hell holds.
by JustARandomPieceOfCrap November 5, 2021
Get the Middle Schoolmug. by Cooldudeand blah April 18, 2015
Get the middle kidmug. i wont try to complain in this definition, but mms is a fucking roller coaster ride. the school is half jewish and its not that i have a problem with that, just so many of kids are rich spoiled brats who just act rude to the teachers. and omg like all the girls wear tight ass lululemon leggings its like someone hit copy paste on their keyboard a bajillion times. so the popular kids you should avoid, there rude they think they own the school and shit. anyways there are some really nice kids here. just be friends with kids who aren’t mean to you and accept who you are. and there are some sneaky people in this school so do not befriend them. now do i think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in the middle school ?? no only in eighth grade. besides, you will probably break up after like a week. and there are also like a ton of bar/bat mitzvahs during 7th grade so just know that. anyways, my advice is to just be really nice to your teachers and try to get decent grades above a B. like, some teachers here are really nice and want to give you an opportunity to get into accelerated classes. don’t forget that going to mms is a great opportunity, because the school is very good. hell, my parents moved here mainly because of the school. if your rich, don’t be a brat about it. and also one of the definitions for mms said to avoid gay people while looking for friends. like,, that is rude. be friends with whoever you like and never treat someone differently just because of the way they are.
by pookiebear3000 July 23, 2023
Get the Millburn Middle Schoolmug.