Suck and gargle

The act of completing a blow job by gargling the semen. Often seen as a sign of respect for the wasted sperm being sacrificed for her pleasure.

Sally's a really great chick. She gave me a suck and gargle out of respect for my swimmers.

by Samuel Cox August 21, 2017

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sucks boots

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.

Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots

by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022

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upper suck

To give yo homie a little head,just a little(basically homiesexual)

me and the boy's having fun but one of the boy's feel in down so we give him upper suck

by Shapoodin December 14, 2019

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suck urself

A Jamaican phrase when some is angry they say this

Desmond: Yo you pussy bwoy
Sheldon : Go suck urself

by Harris Beckenham student February 2, 2021

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Suck my dick

by You’re mom April 3, 2019

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First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

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