South Park Progressive

Someone who's incredibly edgy for the reactions they get but is actually progressive and accepting on the inside... when you get to know them. This is in the same vein about how the creators of South Park are very liberal but use derogatory humor to express their views and get a reaction.

Friend 1: "Did Joey seriously make a 9/11 joke then make an explosion noise?"
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."

by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025

Foster Park Flicker Gooning

The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.

i cant wait to go to the park and start Foster Park Flicker Gooning

by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025

Parked

A person who got beat up, or beat up badly.

“Bitch you got parked”

“Scary cuz you know you’ll get parked”

“I don’t want to fight you because I know I’ll get parked”

by WetWillyntDry February 11, 2025

Parked

Something that’s going nowhere, like a parked car.

“Dude, the next spider-verse movie is so *parked*, they’re never making it.”

by JohnPlump February 16, 2025

Parking lot bisexual

A bisexual woman with a Black boyfriend that gets her boyfriend to target random women in the parking lot for a threesome. Both are often cases unattractive and resort to calling their target racist if they're rejected. They go after women in other places, but in so many cases parking lots. They think having a Black boyfriend is a sure way to attract women they always had difficulty attracting. These women often cases hate other interracial couples.

I just finished shopping at Walmart and was harassed by a parking lot bisexual after loading my groceries in the trunk. Her boyfriend forcefully held the driver's seat open and wouldn't stop talking to me.

by Osmocote February 19, 2025

Parked

When something is boring or going by so slowly it feels stopped.

"it's not even lunch yet? Man this day is parked."

by Language_knower February 22, 2025

plus size park hopper (pph)

the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”

I aspire to be a plus size park hopper (pph) but I can’t eat that much (yet)

by savage528 February 26, 2025