brad the fat man

this is a fat man who has at least twelve layers of fat don't tell him but his feet are the size of an elephants hoof the fat twatty when bard the fat man enters a car he goes "I'm in my mums car brumm snap" the only reason the car breaks because he is so fat another fact about fat man brad is he is extremely scared of dogs the fat fuckckckckck

oh look the brad the fat man if running from another dog because the dog wants to bit his p1 pecker off

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

strapping a fat lick

A guitarist playing in a live band who is really getting into his playing

Man this is an awesome band! The guitarist rocks
Yeah man, he's strapping a fat lick!

by D. Scotty July 11, 2017

fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

Fat Sack Of Crap

Insult for someone who's overweight

Leela"Fry you've become a fat sack of crap!"
Fry"Sack!"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Big fat bully

A girl called Beth that bully’s teachers

Beth u r a big fat bully

by Jarasic_spastik December 22, 2018

What the fat hell?

When you're so shook and confused you ask this.

Mom: You are grounded!
Daughter: What the fat hell?????!!!

by Saraafp June 22, 2018

Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8

Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard

by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018