joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.

Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.

by 142backdoor69 April 06, 2016

The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

by the super penis man March 18, 2024

Rule 410

Rule 410 of the Internet: If it exists, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of it.

Jim: Aw man, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of (insert popular animation/game)
Bob: Rule 410 strikes again.

by LittlePurrKitten2009 May 19, 2024

Rule 410

Rule 410 of the internet: If it exists, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of it. No exceptions.

Jim: Aw man, they made Gen Alpha brainrot of (insert popular game/webseries)
Bob: Rule 410, man.

by LittlePurrKitten2009 May 20, 2024

sigma grindset rule #235

the elderly do not matter

Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.

by JustKJ January 06, 2024

Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"

*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀

by ConnorBroski January 05, 2025

three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"

*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023