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Jack My Swag

A term to describe a given situation in which a given person steals someone's "swag", or their trademarked coolness. The term has been made famous by Jenna Rose, a twelve year old skinny white chick, in her infamous song, "My Jeans". In the song, a girl (most likely Hannah Montana, Ashley Tisdale, or Keke Palmer) wore jeans just like Jenna's, to which she responded "jack my swag".
I bet she's mad, cuz' I look fab, haha-ha-ha, jack my swag.
by huneygetsit May 7, 2011
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Wipe my Bradley

To clean, or remove the excrement from the exterior of one's anus, so as to maintain hygiene and remove any odour; with emphasis on 'Bradley' signifying the anus as a colloquialism.
Amber didn't know if she had enough paper left so she questioned if she should 'Wipe my Bradley'
by Noonga Spoonga June 29, 2009
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burn my balls

Used to denote something that is so good that it hurts a little (or even a lot).

This would likely be used rarely in the positive, something that is so good that having experienced it, you can now die knowing that you have had the best and are happy.

Most common usage IS in the negative, as is described in the example below.
Everyone tells you how AWESOME something is, like a pastry or a movie. Then you go to that movie and don't like it (or just think it's so-so, or nothing special). Or, in our other example, you try the pastry and it's not "to die for". In both situations, when asked if you liked it, you say "It didn't burn my balls"
by basement jez February 26, 2010
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corn my bung

To insert corn into one's anus of any kind whether it be on the cob or popping corn. The phrase, often exclaimed by Brandon Weinstein, is used to expressed disapproval for undesired results in any situation.
"Brandon, time to go to school!"
"ahh, corn my bung!"
by T Weinstein February 27, 2010
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twiddeling my dick

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.
"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.
by the rugged MANN June 1, 2009
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Twisting My Tubes

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.
Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.
by G-Nice January 22, 2011
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get on my line

to get somebody to call you, you're line as in the phone where you talk to someone, usually used a lot on Facebook in statuses where people will want them to call them at night.
Person 1 Status- Aye, who tryna get on my line tonite?

Comments -
Person 2 - Oh me, what's your number
Person 1 - Imma inbox it to you.
by DMVHipster April 15, 2011
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