Sepultura Haircut

The Sepultura Haircut is the sexual act of twerking on a soda can while a vacuum sucks you of and a man sprinkles your toes with salt and pepper to step on later.

A: Have you ever heard of the Sepultura Haircut?
B: Dude me and the wife do it all the time!
A: ok thats kinda weird bro..

by Pissguy9 July 7, 2025

Fore Hair

The hair that grows directly from the center of a butt hole.

Hey babe, can you shave my fore hair? Yeah, that one, growing directly from my butt hole-Thanks!

by BAGintheWind November 26, 2025

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When a woman wets her hair and face, then sucks it from the back, while the man tries to dry her forehead and hair with farts

Tiffany won't be into work for a few days. I gave her the Oklahoma Hair Dryer last night and now she's got pink eye.

by PhatSphoincter December 16, 2025

butt hair combover

When a person doesn’t trim their butt hair and it gets so long it can be combed over their butt hole.

Trump looks like he has a butt hair combover.

by Papazesty January 7, 2026

Fairlawns Hair

Highly-styled, blow-dried, bouffant hair, (typically with an apricot rinse) used to assert social status following retirement and a downsize from an affluent suburb to a much smaller, although favoured, seafront apartment.

Have you seen Margaret? she's got very Fairlawns Hair

by MikeHove January 22, 2026

Fairlawns Hair

Highly-styled, blow-dried, bouffant hair, (typically with an apricot rinse) used to assert social status following retirement and a downsize from an affluent suburb to a much smaller, although favoured, seafront apartment.

Have you seen Margaret? she's got very Fairlawns Hair

by MikeHove January 22, 2026

pull-back hair

a huge load of exotic cum

A neighbor has pull-back hair, in other words, it looks like someone spunked a huge wad of cum on her head from a nerdy guy that loves pork.

by Haabas October 25, 2007