douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
by Sir H.C. Notneb November 16, 2016
by Willie June 12, 2021
A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles
by smokes420 March 30, 2011
A mental and full body cringe or shudder, in an involuntary manner, stemming from the disdain of a douche
With his frosted tips, goatee, and Affliction t-shirt, I couldn't help but get automatic douche chills
by Jackabeee February 03, 2020
To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
by Julz London April 10, 2022
To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
by Julz London April 10, 2022
A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022