Persian Douche

A term from the Age of Empires 2 (AoE2) community which refers to a player who has picks the Persian civilization, then deletes their starting Town Center and rebuilds it within firing distance of the enemy Town Center. Persians are one of the few civilizations that can do this reliably since their Town Center has double hitpoints, though Byzantines get an honorable mention. It is generally considered a meme strategy, but is sometimes able to stress and tilt opponents into a chaotic tactical position or outright resigning, and has a controversial reputation among players.

"Did you see the Red Bull Wololo tournament game where MBL Persian Douched Liereyy?"

by torpedo2 November 9, 2025

Douche-A-Palooza

When a crowd of four-five douche bags are isolated from a crowd, (with the exception of a couple of outsiders) and are trying to "show off", impress somebody, or are just being plain douchey.

Bob, Steve, Peter, John, and Vincent are playing basketball and keep trying to hit three pointers, but they're totally failing. Don't get me started on the way Peter tripped while doing a layup trying to impress Sheila. Can you say douche-a-palooza?

by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015

Douche salâde

A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.

NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.

Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!

Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...

by Caesar Salâde March 17, 2016

douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015

Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".

Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.

by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017

Douche

A type of retard...

That guy negotiating his way through the revolving doors is a complete douche... CND

by TheDouchbag January 3, 2022

Douche

A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.

Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?

Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!

Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!

by J~bizzle July 2, 2017