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ball stretcher

In cock and ball torture, A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened. While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.5 A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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homeless balls

(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.
"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
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Balls on a Hanger

"Balls on a hanger" is used to indicate that something is really awesome, sometimes in a unique or special way. The phrase can be shortened to "boah," which is pronounced phonetically.
The turkey sandwich from that shop is totally balls on a hanger; they use avocado and horseradish sauce and then toast it.
by TC-Jon September 28, 2010
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crotch ball

To Throw, kick, or smack a ball or other object with maximum inertia capabilities into the general crotch area of another person, player, or victim.
Exclaiming, "DING!" when an object and crotch connect is optional.
Billy and Julie played crotch ball the other day. Billy kicked the soccer ball at Jullie's crotch 4 times for a total of 8 DINGS(points)!
by Albizu August 10, 2006
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pingpong balls

Fake urban car or truck accessory. Hung under the back of a truck or car simulating human scrotum. Usually small and cheap imitations of truck balls. Supposed to indicate a masculine truck, but really indicates a cheapscate, or a n00b is the owner. A put-down. Indicates a wanna-be, or someone trying to join the fad, but screwed up.
"hey what a weenie, that guy has pingpong balls!"

"get some REAL BALLS, 'Mr pingpong balls'!!!"
by jrBman August 26, 2006
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selover balls

(noun): the condition of one's genitalia in which they are exceptionally large and sexy, not to be confused with selover penis. One is said to have selover balls if random woman will suck on them just be glancing at your sack.
woman: if only i had some selover balls to suck on
selover: baby come here i got some
by Shelover February 13, 2008
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Nub ball

A game invented using an emtpy plastic bottle( like an empty Mountain Due bottle) to knock around a table until fallen off. The goal is to knock the bottle off using only your elbows or (nubs). Several players gather around and the game starts with one person simply hitting the bottle with his or her nub accross the table. Others at the table notice and join in until a game is broken out with teams and scorekeeping. Very popular during lunch at highschool cafaterias.

Also wrote as "Nuball"
Boy one: "Hey James, finish your Coka-Cola so we can play another round of Nub Ball."

James: "What happened to the last bottle?"

Boy one: "The damn teacher took it cause we were practicaly throwing the bottle at each other. LOL"

James: "Well in that case."-drinks faster-"Your going down bitch!"
by MajorMozes September 6, 2007
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