Red-Light Romance

1. Eye-flirting with the driver of the car next to you at a red light, then never seeing the stranger again.

2. Similarly, a romance that lasts a short amount of time with few hard feelings when it ends abruptly.

3. One-night stand

Look, this guy next to you is trying to catch your eye. Give him his little red-light romance.

Brenda: Hey, where's your new beau?
Susan: New beau? Oh, Gods no. Just a little red-light romance.

by Kamrie June 15, 2009

Red velvet cookie

A red guy who live at tower of sweet chaos, stabbed by a sister (pastry cookie) with a fork, loves chiffon

Person 1: yo, do u know red velvet cookie?

Person 2: yea, hes kinda hot tho

by ImDyingBcOfTakis December 6, 2021

Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.

Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.

by Dread Raffles August 2, 2012

Red Light Express

The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected

Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"

Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."

by Always L8 July 11, 2010

spank me red

The color your girlfriend's ass turns after spanking her during sex

Hannah's ass turned into a deep state of spank me red after sex last night

by Tsnyder May 17, 2017

red cat fight

A red cat fight is when two chicks, who are on the same menstruation cycle, fling period blood at each other to resolve a feminine dispute.

Dave: "Dude whats that smell? It smells like an abortion in here" Geofrey: "Bro, I know! I think my two room mates just had a red cat fight cause there's blood everywhere.

by Dildo Backpacker April 12, 2011

Hide your Red

1.Pretending to be Nice, hiding any kind of anger/frustation/anxiety/irritation.
As a tactful measure or maintaining diplomacy, its quite necessary,useful as well as common in daily social life.

1.You would be seeing a lot of guests tonight,you better hide your red now.

2.Hey dude,hide your red!You're not behaving this way in front of seniors.

by Atinb October 28, 2008