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3 strap situation

when you are wearing velcro trainers, like nike courts, and have a feeling you will need to run very soon, and wont have time to bend down and do it when necessary, so you do up all 3 straps before any trouble starts, also making sure ur shoes dont fall off when u run.
mandem 1: oi u guna brik his window den yeh?
mandem 2: yes m8 get redy 2 run yeh?
mandem 3: this a 3 strap situation man, leme do em up yeh.
mandem 1: fuck it *smash*
mandems 1,2 and 3: shiiiitt ruuuuuun!!!!!!!!! *all run away realy fast and mandem 3s shoes would have come off had he not done up all 3 straps*
by janek winniczek July 30, 2007
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Win-win situation

A situation in which you benefit twice and no one else benefits at all.
You: if you buy me a hotdog and give me the change then it's a win-win situation!
by Phillup13 May 27, 2019
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situational

noun. a degree of attractiveness that is strongly influenced by the relationship of the subject's looks compared to those in proximity.
"I am totally into Peg from accounting."
"Ugh."
"Ugh? She's totally hot!"
"Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."
by They call me "The Kid" December 29, 2007
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russian puppet situation

A situation when in something sticks something else in which something else sticks...
Not only for real things also for knotty problems
Yesterday we got a a Russian puppet situation with a packet which was sent to Rose, but inside was a also a letter for Dan and in Dans letter was also a page for Harry
by Ljuk January 11, 2008
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black kettle situation

Situation in which someone says or does something that is considered 'the pot calling the kettle black'.
"i didnt say eny thing about your spelling"
"That's good, because it would kinda be a black kettle situation"
by Sephira Everliss July 25, 2008
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Lituation

Attempting on getting intoxicated.
What's the lituation?? I'm trying to get TURNT!!!
by Mandingo21VT January 24, 2016
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Bangers and mash situation

When an arguement gets violent.
Usually a beating of some kind, the mash being the victim and the bangers being their attackers.
It doesn't literally make sense, since sausages don't usually beat down on mashed potato, but whatever.
Hey You!! Give us ya lunch money! Or there'll be a Bangers and Mash situation.... And you're the mash!!
by Jelloid February 8, 2010
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