When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!
1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
by Rockin'ItAllNight:P February 28, 2012
Get the Russian hand warmer mug.Tax Payer 1: I don't understand how that guy pays his bills. He hasn't been to work in months.
Tax Payer 2: He's a union worker. He doesn't have to go to work to get paid.
Tax Payer 2: He's a union worker. He doesn't have to go to work to get paid.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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by matzah May 25, 2007
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Get the Wolmers men mug.That impossibly charming colleague who can be aloof at times but is surprisingly nice and affectionate one on one
by CyberKat6161 December 1, 2016
Get the Bro-worker mug.The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.
"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"
by Dr J G July 14, 2009
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