stealing raisins

The act of not wearing a brazier in public

I was down at the 7-11 and there was an old woman in there stealing raisins.

by Bluegrass Bandit October 22, 2019

yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*

by august so cool (not clawthorne June 30, 2022

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017

Raisin Occasion

A random craving to engage in sexual activity with a women or man with sufficient wrinkles (usually over the age of 60).

Guy #1:
Dude, I know this might sound weird, but the lady in the admin office was really nice, and kinda pretty in an old lady kind of way.

Guy #2:
Sounds like your craving a raisin occasion!

by Mumblefish January 21, 2010

Raisin Eye

Asshole

That guy was a complete raisin eye.

by Dee Holiday February 18, 2024

B Raisin G

A form of 'a raisin g' more of an alternative to 'god bless' when saying goodbye but can also be used when greeting a friend

Pronounced: 'Be raisin G' in a slight Jamacian accent with a hint of British roadman

Kyle: 'Ayyyy B Raisin G'
Colin: 'My g I b raisin'

by John flick's apprentice November 22, 2021