Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
by The cool guy 96 backwards June 8, 2021
Get the what will you have in 500 yearsmug. A famous catchphrase Nick Joseph (nicknpattiwhack_) says in his videos with his friend Dan while doing "pranks".
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.
by Ur Sexc Sharmuta March 27, 2017
Get the oh no baby! what is you doin???mug. Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!
This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.
This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.
by J March 10, 2005
Get the What are you some sort of cunt?mug. Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?
Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?
Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?
Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?
Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working
Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"
Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again
Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?
Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working
Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"
Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again
Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011
Get the what are you DOING with your life?mug. by Jade Irwin February 19, 2019
Get the what do you do with pastamug. Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*
Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.
Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.
by citymouse December 10, 2008
Get the Where you can go and what you can do while you're theremug. 