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You're welcome

Oh wow! That was expedient!
Hym "You're welcome random guy! I'm not trying to be a dick about it but you see me getting fucked by life harder than a whore in a retard group home right? Not pleasant. Not a fan of this... thing.... Hmm... What else? šŸ¤” Nah that's it. That's all I have to say for now."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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Welcome to Fucktown!

The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.

Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."

Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
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robloxian welcome

The act of dry humping another persons roblox avatar while they are AFK or not looking.
ā€œMan I was gone for 5 minutes and this guy was giving me a robloxian welcome when I got backā€
by LE PHROGG February 15, 2024
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Welcome

Welcome, Sir.
by Revilo oh Revilo February 23, 2021
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Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.
by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023
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Detroit welcome

Being met with violence as your first greeting with someone.
ā€œAnd Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.ā€ - ā€œEveryone Wants to Kill Archieā€, Huggbees
by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025
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