Morb Weight

The weight you gain whilst watching Morbius. Measured in Morbs per square cm (M/cm^2)

Doctor: you have gained 30M/cm^2 morb weight. This is too much.
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

Dead Weight Dude

Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!

Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card

Random guy: *backs out*

Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.

by AstroBoxTV August 22, 2023

The Light Weight Bout

One who drinks two beers and pukes his brains out.

Hey man were you on HBO last night? Ya I saw a head line it said "Light Weight Bout" you vs two beers i heard it was a first round K.O. this is THE Light Weight Bout

by James Shablow November 6, 2009

pulling his own weight

when a man had a dick bigger than 1 1/2 feet

that dude is pulling his own weight

by 11182000 December 6, 2016

feel the weight of

To be under pressure to perform or meet a certain expectation

The young woman began to feel the weight of motherhood after her child was born.

by Ebendiah May 3, 2017

Heavy Ass Weight

Heavy Ass Weight was first founded by our lord and savior Ronnie Coleman during the prime of Lifting. HAW can be defined as these three separate categories

Arms - if your curling anything over 50’s for reps, that’s heavy ass weight

Legs - if your repping 315 for 3 sets of 5, that’s heavy ass weight

Chest - if your repping 225, that’s heavy ass weight

Cade - “ hey dude how much is that guy over there lifting ? “

Rios - “ idk but it’s definitely some heavy ass weight “

by Mean machine May 22, 2022

and thats how i lost all this weight

A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.

Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella

by namesdontmatteratall December 17, 2017