Weasel Pants

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.

"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."

by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019

Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018

Marf Weasel

That humurous fart when it starts out with a pop, immediatley followed by a long high pitched sound ending the fart. Sounds like, "Pow, weeeeeeee"

"Did you hear Chris' loud Marf weasel in class today"? Even the teacher laughed!

by Jimbo75 October 3, 2011

Sugar Weasel

Sugar Weasel is an adult entertainer who performs as a naked clown. He works rock venues, club openings etc. but is probably most well known for being a male escort catering to women with clown fetishes ( see: Coulrophilia)

Sugar Weasel is a bad ass clown, did you see the size of his dick?

by Madame Munster September 7, 2013

crazed weasels

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Beef weasel

Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer

Yo bro, wanna play beef weasel with the boys!?!?
Hell yeah! I love beef weasel!

by Bert McDingle March 1, 2022

shine the weasel

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

by G1969 November 6, 2017