Basket Weasel

A clever person who gets high quality and enviable goods for a shockingly cheap price.

"Check out this cool thing I got it for $2."

"You got that for $2?!?!? You basket weasel!!!!"

"Loooool ikr, I got a good deal;D"

by BasketWeasel725 March 21, 2017

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Butterscotch Weasel

The act of love making when one partner braces their hand inside their other to grind their opposing elbow into the anus of the other partner.

"What did you and Cindy get up to last night?"
"We went bowling, had a couple of frosty milkshakes, and then I gave that bitch a Butterscotch Weasel."

by abeautifulanus December 19, 2018

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Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018

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The Masked Weasel

When a girl covers her face to prevent cum from getting in her eyes. (Often used when girl has openly discussed her dislike of facials.)

Mariah: Last night Steve tried to give me a facial!

Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?

Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!

by Studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010

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Sugar Weasel

Sugar Weasel is an adult entertainer who performs as a naked clown. He works rock venues, club openings etc. but is probably most well known for being a male escort catering to women with clown fetishes ( see: Coulrophilia)

Sugar Weasel is a bad ass clown, did you see the size of his dick?

by Madame Munster September 07, 2013

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