A device created for the purpose of killing zombie goasts, final bosses, and combines. Seen in the epic fanfiction Half Life: Full Life Consequences and its sequels.
Excerpt from the fanfic:
John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
by N340 October 13, 2009
Get the wepon mug.A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006
Get the Weapons Grade Bullshit mug.A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.
"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."
by shannonigans December 22, 2008
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Get the weapons of mass deception mug.Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)
"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
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by Chiron December 8, 2017
Get the Weapons Grade Autism mug."Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"
by Joe July 21, 2004
Get the Nucular Weapons mug.A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.
OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!
by The Jigga Man March 8, 2005
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