weapons of mass distraction 

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

weapons of mass distraction by wackomenace August 28, 2004

wepon 

A device created for the purpose of killing zombie goasts, final bosses, and combines. Seen in the epic fanfiction Half Life: Full Life Consequences and its sequels.

Excerpt from the fanfic:

John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

wepon by N340 October 13, 2009

Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.

Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"

Weapons Grade Bullshit by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006

semi precious weapons 

A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.

"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."

semi precious weapons by shannonigans December 22, 2008

weapons of mass deception 

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

weapons of mass deception by Barny July 9, 2003

Weapons Grade Autism 

Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)

"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
"

Weapons Grade Autism by Chiron December 8, 2017

Nucular Weapons 

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

Nucular Weapons by Joe July 21, 2004