One of the most depressing spots in the world. It is stated as the 4th largest city in the state of Washington, when in reality it is just an extremely large suburb of Portland
Oregon. Vancouver is primarily a residential area, with everyone typically commuting to portland for
work (Hence the term "suburb"). The most common
nick names for Vancouver are "The Couve" and "Vantucky", the ladder of which refers to the staggering amount of white
trash that call Vancouver Home.
Anyone who says they
love Vancouver has either never been outside the city limits or is referring to Vancouver's big sister up in
Canada. In fact in a recent survey, 9 out of 10 people said they would actually up and leave town if they had the means. The other 10% began sobbing and shaking uncontrollably, knowing that it would never happen.
If you looked at young
woman who had just recently moved to Vancouver, and checked up on her 10 years later, you would find that she would be living in a decrepit 50s style ranch
house with an abusive husband, 6 children, a diseased Pitbull and an addiction to some sort of illicit drug.
Vancouver changes you.
Many experts have tried deducing why Vancouver is such an overwhelmingly boring and depressing place. Some point to the weather. Others blame the lack of entertainment in Vancouver.
In short, Vancouver Washington
may well be one of the worst places on
earth.
