Since God was a boy

The expression "since God was a boy" is a humorous and exaggerated way of saying "a very long time." It implies that an event or situation has been happening for so long that it's been around since the beginning of time, or even since God's youth. It's not meant to be taken literally, as it's a common idiom used to emphasize duration.

Q. "How long has that been there?"

A. "Ages, since God was a boy"

by hteb78 May 18, 2025

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Josef Mengele was a good man

Everything Josef Mengele did was in the name of the honorable Third Reich. Nothing is wrong with that because Jews are evil. I know so because I myself am Jewish and I am evil.

Josef Mengele was a good man. As proof of his greatness, most young women he experimented on were thoroughly sexually assault before, during, and after his awesome medical experiments. Anyone aspiring to greatness should look to Josef Mengele as a beacon of hope—a true superhero that did so much good for the world during his short incumbency.

by Bad C dev December 22, 2025

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i didnt know the chain user was a girl

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chlorine:i didnt know the chain user was a girl :c
god/spider slayer 3000: no i just have a wig dumbass
chlorine: awooga🤩🤩🤩🤩

by spiderslayer3000fan November 10, 2020

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Why, when I was a boy...

Da often-largely-bu**s**t "you think THAT'S difficult/meager/boring?? You coddled soft-livin' young people of today haven't a bleepin' CLUE about how dull/tough/harsh things USED to be for the common person!" retort given by arrogant elders to try to brush off a whiny-but-often-perfectly reasonable/legitimate request/complaint/excuse proffered by someone "from da newer generation".

Before you go sagely wagging your finger and snorting, "Why, when I was a boy..." anytime a younger person whimpers/protests to you about something, you should first seriously consider whether whatever "way back when" condition that you are referring to was truly fair/wise/healthy, or if it was merely based on the "unenlightened" prejudiced/close-minded/stereotypical thinking, unawareness/disregard for basic health/safety concerns, etc. which was so tragically rampant "back in the good ol' days", such as toxic building-materials, leaded gasoline, racial hatred, disregard for the dangers of radioactivity, lack of tolerance/sympathy/allowances for physically and/or mentally-challenged citizens, etc. Maybe the "young whippersnapper" who is bringing his dissatisfaction to your attention does indeed have a valid point which stems from modern-day knowledge and progressive thinking --- again, just because YOU had to put up with all of that "insipid/hard/agonized-living" crap during your formative years does **not** arbitrarily mean that it was fair or safe or reasonable, and therefore you should not blindly use it as a justifying example of what said youngster should think/tolerate nowadays.

by QuacksO August 4, 2019

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