wapdingo

a stupid Italian. saying this is grounds for a beatdown by a guy with a last name ending in a vowel

that guys last name is adamo. he's a wapdingo.

by Alex b.p. January 15, 2006

Dutch wedding

A traditional wedding celebration practiced by the people of the Netherlands, a small country in North-Western Europe. The ceremony differs little from traditional anglo-saxon christian weddings, except for two regards. First, the ceremony *must* be held in a tent (traditionally made from wool). Secondly, at the end of the ceremony, as the speeches are concluded, a team of men (usually the groom's best friends, but may include siblings of the bride) knocks the pegs that hold the tent in pace out, causing it to fall upon the assembled guests inside. At which point, someone must shout "DUTCH WEDDING!", and all inside will begin passing wind, thus creating one giant dutch oven. It is believed that this was developed in the face of other cultures spreading into dutch lands, where the only people willing to partake in this ceremony are the Dutch, and so would maintain ethno-cultural solidarity.

Alex: Hey Tim, me and Nirali are getting married, you're invited!
Tim: Is it going to be a Dutch wedding ?
Alex: Yes
Tim: Gross!

by Sir Reginald Bigglesworth January 27, 2006

Wedding Night

Your first night in jail, when your new protector will swear to always protect you from anybody different than himself and you will swear to serve him whenever in need until your allegedly sudden refusal or death do you part. It may be also called "wild billiards night" because there is strong likelihood that before sunrise all of your six holes will be caked with cum.

The Wedding Night in prison was an experience I still remember, `cause now I can barely find a chair to sit on.

by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019

Malaysian Wedding Anniversary

When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.

Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!

Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!

by The Educator of the Kama Sutra December 20, 2011

Wedding Crasher

To be given a hand job under a table on a public standard, i.e. at a dinner or party.

She was so drunk, she gave me a wedding crasher at Jenna's Sweet 16

by Dave Vacc March 15, 2006

wedding sex

the act of having sex at or after a wedding when you're a guest

Girl: wow that best man is a looker. think I can score with him?
Girl 2: you can so get with him. Wedding sex is a must afterall.

by sexophile December 25, 2013

ninja wedding

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.

"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."

by Joe Morbo July 27, 2008