One massive testicle (when compared to its brother teste) that rips through the air at such a speed that it can knock any girl off her knees.
by DanteVT September 13, 2005

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by mrballman August 16, 2011

Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.
Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
by USA Anonymous May 28, 2011

The many famous celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie,Paris Hilton etc. who are in almost every gossip magazine (US Weekly, GL, Pop Star..and others. I don't really read these mags) telling us day after day the outrageous things they do. Last year, 2006, the biggest train wreck girl seemed to be Britney Spears, what with dropping baby Sean Preston, driving with her baby on her lap, and other things these magazines want us to believe. Short form/abbreviation of the word: TWG.
C: Wow, Britney was a really big train wreck girl last year. Did you hear she dropped baby Sean Preston on his head?
S: Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan's the TWG this year. She's already had like three crotch slips!
S: Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan's the TWG this year. She's already had like three crotch slips!
by natlane January 8, 2007

by Wordslayeratl March 23, 2021
