ninja vision

The arcane ability of knowing where everything in your house is while in complete darkness.

*2:30 am*

Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.

by ihazinternetz July 18, 2011

Vision Tarps

another term for Eyelids

To keep from seeing grandma from felating the bull, I closed my Vision Tarps

by Rob Easter November 23, 2006

Vision 2020

This word is used to describe how far you want to go 2020.

Vision 2020 must favour me

by Anonymous joker 🃏 December 31, 2019

Tinder Vision

When you swipe right on someone because they are hot but when you match and revisit the profile they aren't as hot as you remember. This is often when you've played under the influence of alcohol.

OMG Laura, my tinder vision was awful last night, this guy really isn't as hot as I remember.

by Nandobangdoe September 13, 2016

viv vision

a character in marvel comics, daughter of the vision. she has pink skin and green hair with a yellow gem when in her synthezoid form and dark skin and black hair with pink and green streaks at the front in a human form. most known for being a member of the champions with ms marvel, spider-man and nova. she is canonically a lesbian although marvel comics have yet to show any characters with reciprocal feelings.

marvel really need to stop killing off viv vision because there is no longer any weight to it and it just feels like they are killing the only lgbt+ character on the team just because they can

by daisythekitten January 23, 2021

2020 Vision

When the mind’s eye could see clearly how fake, irresponsible, or inept political leaders’ selfish actions (and inactions) led to the world’s failure to contain the coronavirus pandemic in 2020.

In the aftermath of many leaders’ fake 2020 vision, even with vaccination presently being rolled out in many developed countries, life in 2021 is unlikely to return to its pre-pandemic days.

by MathPlus January 5, 2021

Tunnel vision

When a person pulls their partner(s) anus apart, and puts his/her head in their partners ass.

Tunnel vision can be;

a popular sexual act, given to teenagers as a welcoming to the gay society.

a test of strength and courage that will be used in the upcoming 2008 Beijing olympics.

by REVOLV3R November 25, 2007