vajoritive

your right to indulge in sexing up a woman who might not be as lovely as the others

Man that dress is not so flattering on her, but you, its your vajoritive

by slimbuckton March 4, 2010

Vapor Trail

When male ejaculate dries on a fabric surface and disappears, but leaves a hard edged wrinkle on the fabric, causing it to crease.

Oh girl, that's a vapor trail

by Moira49 January 4, 2011

Vagorific

A terrifically feminine thing.

Stella: I just went down to the Organic food store and bought the most vagorific cucumber, DeeDee!

by N-goo February 24, 2011

Valorish

Being like Aldus Valor or pertaining to Aldus Valor. Or someone or something like Aldus Valor.

You are so Valorish with those green sneakers.
That's so Valorish to want to take over the world using spaghetti.

by Mortika Lacrosse December 8, 2012

vapor-hype

Massive marketing promotions for products & services not yet available, or even given an availability date by the providing organization.

"I hope the size of the new iPhone isn't vapor-hype. The last one didnt' really give us anything new."

by uni-marketer April 26, 2012

Vadornade

(Sometimes spelled Vadernade) A mixed drink consisting of vodka, gatorade, and lemonade.

Orange or lemon-line gatorade is recommended, but the possibilities of flavors is endless.

Paul loves to drink vadornade when he's picking up ladies.

by hanram02 October 16, 2013

vapor-trailed

1. When someone who shows great relationship promise disappears suddenly and unexpectedly. Usually they will deliver the news with a text message, letter or, equally cowardly and detached form of media messaging. Like the vapor trail of a fast-moving airplane, there is evidence that the plane was once there, but is now nowhere to be seen.

2. Spurned

"Geri and I were getting along so well. We had several amazing dates... she was so into me two nights ago, but this morning she vapor-trailed me with a text message saying that she didn't want to see me anymore."

"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."

by emospurned November 15, 2013