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Nose vacuum

When someone sucks snot and boogers out of your nose while you are sitting down.
Can you please nose vacuum me for a video?
by doing this for fun April 28, 2024
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Iron Vacuum

The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.
Bob- Hey Chloe, what are you using tonight?
Chloe- Im gonna use my iron vacuum.
Bob- oh cool!!
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
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vacuum sealed

When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.
*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing
by reelrod April 8, 2022
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Bloody Vacuum

A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob
"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR May 19, 2022
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Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.
Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.
by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018
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Vacuum

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.
Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.
by Meowpop February 12, 2017
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