California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down

Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess

I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

by Trevyamo August 15, 2023

Vacuuming

During the action of Vacuuming, a man sticks a vacuum rod up the woman's genitals and sucks as much juices as possible. The woman also must be on her period to really get the blood. After the vacuum makes the woman is bone dry, the man takes the bag out of the vacuum and drinks the liquid.

"Hey, I'm really glad we were vacuuming last night. It tasted like bloody honey"
"lets do it again some time."

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

Nose vacuum

When someone sucks snot and boogers out of your nose while you are sitting down.

Can you please nose vacuum me for a video?

by doing this for fun April 28, 2024

penis vacuum

Simply stated, a polite term for a cocksucker.

Fuck you, you worthless little penis vacuum!!!

by Teleohony000 May 25, 2024

Greatness can't exist in a vacuum

No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!

Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024