drink someone under the table

1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.

Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H June 1, 2005

under the bottom

ADJECTIVE: the term used to describe an individual who has behaved in a manner that has fallen well short of vocational and/or social protocol. Also more popularly abbreviated as "UTB".

Antonym: over the top ("OTT").

Example: "You're wearing dirty jeans and sneakers at work? Seriously man... that's a bit under the bottom."

by beartacticks April 11, 2010

Toss your chicken under a blanket

To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.

"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"

"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"

"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"

"Right?!"

by ChiefFireball July 29, 2014

hot under the collar

perturbed

Your nagging is making me hot under the collar

by aabust March 14, 2009

underage beer liaison

Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.

"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"

by ED March 16, 2005

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Thrown under the bus

To be thrown under the bus; A popular term at Boeing and possibly other corporate entities.
When someone either intentionally or unintentionally says something that makes you look bad or points out a mistake you made in front of your peers. This is similar to being backstabbed, but usually the circumstances are much more minor. This is sometimes used jokingly to tell someone that what they said may have crossed the line, or they were stepping on your toes.

"Way to throw me under the bus in there Abraham! I hadn't told any of them they were being transferred, you let the cat out of the bag before I had a chance to tell them!"

"I was thrown under the bus every day Jebadiah, those A-holes have no respect!"

by Ninja787 September 23, 2009