Java twat

A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.

That Steve is such a java twat.

by softwareSpack February 2, 2010

twat taco

A vulgar term commonly employed to describe the vagina of a Hispanic or latina woman.

That Tijuana whore sure had a juicy twat taco!

by macrent2 November 15, 2009

twat mangler

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.

"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"

by Sexier Joe April 29, 2007

Twat

The past tense version of the act of "Twittering"

Yesterday I "Twatted" all day long

by Takkers May 4, 2009

Twat

A person who is is amoral and vindictive

Jon Farrugia...you are a massive twat

by Jon's Mum August 23, 2009

Twat

Also known as 'Twit', a term for a person addicted to Twitter, thus Twatter.

Tom: That guy is a twat!
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.

by Nooboob February 20, 2010

Twat

the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews

Mr MAtthews is a complete twat

by MOOSY July 30, 2008