Tiny Teddies

A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!

*Pack does not pop open.

Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"

by Ivelostmymind March 20, 2007

treadmill metal

Heavy, thrash-death metal music that although going very fast, doesn't seem to go anywhere.

Dude, this band's guitars are tight but it is total fucking treadmill metal.

by Black Mage and the Rough Dryders February 6, 2006

teddy person

A person that you can hug, kiss, squeeze and hold all you want and nothing more then that.

I feel lonely i want my teddy person.

by Deltora January 14, 2008

Tread Mill Raped

When you are sprinting on a treadmill and you fall and your face gets raped by the moving treadmill. If their is a wall behind the treadmill, you also get wall raped (look up if necessary) the treadmill shows no mercy in viciously raping your face and spiting you out behind it once it is done. if you notice a slight change in speed, stop immediately and call the Tread mill Rape hot line.

Bill says:"Dude, what happened to your face?"

Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"

by themuffinman69 April 23, 2009

Treading in black waters

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.

After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.

by Aethon Warrior November 14, 2009

Teddy

The guy who fucked your grandma last night; Me

Teddy fucked every single grandma.

by Dr.Tedums September 13, 2018

Where's Teddy?

A phrase uttered by someone to ask where one of their friends is; can be used jokingly, but also when the situation causes distress.

(After awaking in a drunken haze)

John: Where's Teddy?

Wayne: Who, Mark? I think he slept over at that broads house.

by Asian_Stanford_Kid June 20, 2011