Transformer

A man/woman who from far away looks good looking but when you get closer you see that they are not so desirable

Ooooh look at that guy Bri, oh wait never mind he's a transformer...

by Hopesterocks October 30, 2010

Pike transformation

when a physics teacher used to be quite slim, and then discoverd the power of the donut. thus, his belly multiplying about 39 times the ratio of the normal human belly, and could be mistaken for sasquatch, depending whether or not he decided to shave or not that particular day.

judy: holy crap did u see mr. martinez? what happend to him? he looks different.

tiffany: OMG you haven't noticed his pike transformation? he gained like 50 pounds.

by The Ariana July 4, 2008

transformers

The transformers is centered on two factions of warring alien genitals which are called the Autococks and the Deceptishlongs.
Autobot, a faction of sensual robots from the planet Cyberclunge, they are usually the main protagonists in the fictional universe of the Transformers, The Deceptishlongs are usually depicted as the antagonists in the fictional universes of the Transformers and the enemies of the Autococks.

Both Autococks and Deceptishlongs are genital robots that can transform into dicks, shlongs and other familiar genital like objects.......

AUTOCOCKS ROLL OUT! ....Transformers

by lego fetus face June 14, 2011

transformerphile

A person (usually a man) who is totally obsessed with everything to do with transformers - the movie, the action figures ect. - that they constantly blow off their friends for the sake of watching the movie for the 23rd time or playing the video game, maybe even just playing with their optimus prime action figure while trying to work out another excuse for not coming to the movies. These people have a disease called transformosis,of which the symtoms are pasty skin, no girlfriend and only having a shower once a week because there isnt enough time to be clean when you could be playing with transformers.

Ted: hey jake, have you seen joe around?
Jake: nope, he totally blew me off for transformers AGAIN!
Ted: wow, what a transformerphile.
Jake: yeah i think he has a serious case of transformosis, and he stinks!

by hmmmph charbar January 3, 2009

transmorification

the process of by which human being have sexual intercourse with fecal matter

i shit on the road then whipped it out and screwed it silly

by Tanner88 May 30, 2005

Transmovable

when an object can be both transported and moved

Student: Please can you check my project?
Lazy teacher: Is it transmovable?

by Cat..........Mioww July 27, 2007

transmografy

Term used for a dish made of leftovers that in no way, shape or form remotely resembles their first incarnation.

Past Tense: Transmografied.

I roasted two chickens Sunday intending to transmografy the second one for dinner later in the week. Family is none the wiser!

by [e-mail] August 25, 2010