Todd

A self-centered prick and troll who thinks it's okay to fat shame 12 year olds on social media.

He is typically 6'1 and weighs 220 Ibs.

Todd: I have a girlfriend and I'm legally old enough to own a business, you kids don't understand that lizzo is a fatty

Hannah: Shut the f*ck up you hate spreading tool, no one cares about your gf

by Anonym000se Guy April 28, 2020

Todd

A little bitch that will not stop trying to get in other people’s way. He is someone who has to be on top.

Todd is a bitch

by Poop master wu August 11, 2020

Todd Ryan

A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.

"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"

"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."

"He's friends with you on Facebook."

"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"

"I don't know why you're having me make that call."

"....."

"Fuck you Todd Ryan."

by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021

Todd

A Todd is an amazing, gentle and kind man. Typically Todd will have piercing blue eyes. If you look into them to long, you may loose your heart. He is meticulous, handsome, sexy and will please any woman although he prefers to be loyal to just one. He is hard working and mentally tough, successful in his own right. He isn’t much for celebrating special occasions but will make his woman feel special on every occasion. Very giving, Todd will buy flowers for no reason, surprises from Amazon, he always proves that he pays attention. Gifted in the bedroom, he aims to please. He knows exactly what to do because again, he pays attention. Any woman would be lucky to have a Todd in their life.

He bought her flowers again, that guy is a real Todd.

My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!

How can I make money like a Todd?

by Shesmart32 December 3, 2018

Todd Scott

A person of little value

That was a real Todd Scott

by Tomtom9155 July 14, 2022

Whack A Todd

A high jinks game that usually occurs when drunk. One players must put his penis through a hole in a gate or fence and the other participants of the game have to hit the penis with a pre determined object. The object can be anything from a spoon to a piece of Chicken

I played Whack a Todd last night and my cock is cut to pieces

by SimonJig47 November 13, 2025

Todd

Todd is a way to define an immaculate and perfect being; flawless. Todd is also a highly praised god from Crosspa, that is known to be unstoppable, and at the same time, unhelpful. Being a todd can also mean that someone is absolutely amazing, stunning, and deserve more attention.

"Lunarr is an absolute todd! I love the drawings she makes."

"I worship the one savior, Todd."

by Wingwongwingwong November 24, 2020