[topicee]

A speakers club member who is selected to stand and speak for 2-3 minutes on a subject nominated by a Topics Chairman on an impromptu basis.

Tonights topicee will be chosen at random to speak on the subject of.............

by colin thrower March 4, 2008

tobictulure

Anadjective used to describe something awesome, or when applied to people, attractive.

Derived from the Actor Toby Hemingway who starred in Feast Of love and the Covenant and sister word "curvictulure" which were combined to make this new one.

Also one of the hardest words in the english language to spell.

That guy is totally tobictulure!

by Nevernever June 26, 2008

topic bomb

A new topic introduced into a conversation which has the effect of causing the participants to stray from the previous course of the discussion and causes multiple digressions to occur.

A student in a graduate seminar prefaces his contribution to the discussion by saying, "This might be kind of a topic bomb, but it might be pertinent."

by Deep Ears February 21, 2009

Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.

"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

toxic waste dump

A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.

Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.

by weyus July 26, 2018

Toxic Nut Syndrome

Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.

The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.

Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.

Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.

by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019

toxic friend

A friend or acqaintance who consistently starts drama and likes to compete with other friends or acquaintances. They like to be competitive, do not listen to much of anything that someone they know says to them. They like to brag about things someone else may not have and loves to one-up people.

If you repeatedly get emotionally hurt by your friend, you should make sure they're not a toxic friend.

by Padrame May 20, 2019