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THREE HAND MAGIC 

Its when you're receiving a little head from your newest chick, you're kicked back in the reclining position. All the sudden you realize that this is the GREATEST blowjob ever. It feels like she has three hands wrapped on your junk. The balls are warm, the shaft is being massaged in two directions, it's like heaven for your package!
Dude, I was half asleep when she started, by the time she was done with the three hand magic, I blew like a buffalo!
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Three Holer 

A Woman who utalises all three Orifaces provided by nature during the act of Sexual Congress.
The ultimate is to start at the bottom (pun) and complete the mission at the top. Alternativly Vis-Versa.
She was a genuine "Three Holer" and I was able to discharge in every one.
"Orifaces" can be Mouth, Vagina, Rectum. Does not usually include Ears.
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Three Holer by PEP1 April 24, 2009

Anal Samurai, Volume Three 

1. A fictitious porno, used in place of the general term "porn"

or

2. A term screamed loudly to embarrass friends
1. - Where's Bill?

-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.

2. To friend as he is leaving your house:

-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.

-You fucking asshole.
Anal Samurai, Volume Three by alexha December 25, 2009

The Belleville Three 

Derrick May, Jaun Atkins & Kevin Saunderson grew Detroit Techno from the ground up, making the first tracks that took the world by storm.
I was jamming Alleys of the Mind the other day by The Belleville Three.

Three Days Grease 

Having gone three or more days without a shower, usually due to time consuming activities that have prevented you from taking one, like:staying up late working on school papers, (esp. procrastinated ones) sex, etc.
Friend: Wow, you're all dirty, have you taken a shower recently?
Me: No, I've been running on three days grease because of that term paper...
Three Days Grease by apw93 April 25, 2009

Three Direction 

Three direction is the best band ever. One Direction can't compete with them.
1D fans: OMG I LOVE 1D
three direction fans: shut up

Three Days Grace 

Three Days Grace by Bertha November 2, 2003