tile

A tile is a slang variant of idiot, fool, ignoramus, clown. Commonly used as a noun i.e. "He's such a tile." Less commonly as a verb: "Stop tiling around!" and even more infrequently as an adjective, as in "He does the most tiley things."

"Ashton Kutcher is such a tile."

by SusieQ June 9, 2005

floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...

..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....

by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016

Justin Timberfake

It's what Justin Haters call Justin Timberlake, a perverted idiot from *NSUCK.­

kid1: did you see that pervert who ripped off part of Janet Jackson dress?

kid2: you mean Justin Timberfake?­

kid1: yeah

by cooj December 12, 2004

Justin Timberlake

An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you.

Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!

by ImTheKingOfMyWorld August 20, 2004

scissor me timber

The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.

I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"

by Ssylar October 27, 2008

Tiles

<noun> Slang;

Used in reference to the paving slabs in the street resembling tiles that one may find in their kitchen or bathroom.

SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "What are you doing tonight?"
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER 2: "I thought we could have a night on the tiles tonight."
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "Yeah, I could do with getting drunk, woo go Friday!" <raises arms to reveal angel wings>

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

tilleman

some one who constantly talk about the size of their penis, which is only a cover up for its lack of size

"i have a huge package"

"shut up tilleman you've got nothing"

by DoubleD14 January 16, 2007