Thong scale

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong

Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.

by Leather Beast December 14, 2007

thorgaard

A scandinavian expression for a person whom suffers from chronic explosive diarrhoea.

1) Oh, have you noticed that Torben always is on the toilet? Yeah, but that's because he got thorgaard.

2) The person bought a lot of adult diapers because it it got thorgaard

3) My stomach hurts so badly, i doesn't hope i got thorgaard

by Maria_K January 26, 2009

Man Thong Syndrome

Due to excessively high testosterone levels, a man with this syndrome will act in a gay manner when there are no females present. In other words, they are extremely horny... all the time. For example, suggestive comments or gestures, humping, wearing man thongs amongst men, winking at other men, caressing another man's body, and excessive physical contact are all symptoms of the "Man Thong Syndrome." These dudes ARE NOT GAY, they just require massive amounts of sex, ass, vagina, or anything else they can get.

Fuckin Man thong syndrome bro

by SquintsMcgee December 9, 2010

Man Thong Beer Pong

A game played by a group of overly drunk sailors who strip down to their boxers and hike said boxers up their ass to look like a man thong. The proper head gear is a skateboard helmet.

They can try to deny it all they want but we have pictures of CMFG, Etrizzle and Nick playing man thong beer pong after a couple cases of beer.

by Chezzafentoozler September 1, 2009

Thorbjørntjeneste

Thorbjørntjeneste, literally "Thorbjørn service", is a Norwegian word meaning disservice. It derived from the name Thorbjørn (a double name consisting of the names Thor (meaning thunder) and Bjørn (meaning bear)) and from the term bjørnetjeneste (cognate to German Bärendienst, literally "bear service"), a common metaphor used in northern, central and eastern Europe, which means to, with the best of intentions, do more harm than good, or to set out to help someone and actually end up doing harm to that person. The word thorbjørntjeneste was coined in 2009, and refers to Thorbjørn Jagland, a much ridiculed Norwegian politician who was described as a fool by the Australian foreign minister, awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama for Obama's speeches and good intentions and in order to "help" him. Obama was nominated for the prize 11 days after he was sworn in as President. The award was widely described as an embarassment to Obama by the world press. The term thorbjørntjeneste or Thorbjørn service is related to the verb "thorbjorning" (or "thorbjørning" in Norwegian), coined by New York Times columnist Yoni Brenner.

She did him a Thorbjorn service (=she did him a disservice). Norwegian: Hun gjorde ham en thorbjørntjeneste.

by Faller FFF December 10, 2009

thongboy

a boy that whers thongs when they go to alton towers and takes the top off so everyone can see the thong then gets embarassed by it

girl:my boyfriend wheres thongs?
girl2:is he a thongboy?

by emma swinbank November 6, 2007

Thong butter

The sticky slim residue from having a thong on too long nestled over the cunny lips absorbing all those juices then forming a nice layer of butter.

"Jim" Dude Becky had her thong on way to long yesterday, went to go down on her last night and she had a good layer of thong butter in them!. I bet you enjoyed that dude, mmm yeah pure goodness you know it!

by Thong lover October 1, 2009