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post-murder

When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"

Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
by Midnight Manatee August 22, 2011
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Post farm

(noun) On forums, any topic in which people post for the sake of increasing their post count, post farms often go unnoticed as people will post something which looks like they have something to say on the subject even though they are saying the same thing as everyone else.
Person 1: Have you seen the latest quiz topic?

Person 2: You know those are all just post farms right?

Person 1: So? who cares the mods don't do anything about them.
by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009
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grudge post

used in forums, it means to post something about someone just for the purpose of trying to humiliate them because you have a grudge against them. when its really obvious a certain post is a 'grudge post', people comment the post saying something along the lines of: 'unfunny grudge post is unfunny.' usually the person who makes the 'grudge post' ends up looking the fool.
- community on livejournal showing pictures of people with bad makeup -

{picture of a girl with nice makeup}

cmnts:
GRUDGE POST.
by sweetcheeksx April 6, 2009
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Prower Posting

A term to describe a derailment of a conversation by posting pointless and irrelevant Hanna-Barbera trivias and weird obsessions of cartoon characters with ginormous limbs, ruining the tone of the discussion. Commonly used by an obnoxious individual in Discord servers that are unfortunate to have them.
Friend A :" My cat passed away. Today was a hard day."
Friend B:" I'm so sorry to hear that buddy. I have a picture of my late cat I can share. Hold on."
Prower poster:" Uh... that's odd. So anyway, heres Huckleberry Hound in the 80's Yogi Bear cartoon. You can see he is a bit off colored to his 30's cartoon counterpart. Making him his nephew"
Friend A: "There he goes prower posting again. I'm leaving this server. Wouldn't miss it here. Stop DM-ing me pointless cartoon trivia, asshole. I don't give a shit."
by Gnar Young February 23, 2023
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stall post

When someone posts to Facebook from the bathroom.
"Where's Beth? Her latest post was hilarious!" -> "She's on the pot, it must be a stall post."
by medpedbed November 20, 2014
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Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.
"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"
by johnebbad January 31, 2010
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post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.
Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.
by von groovy February 21, 2019
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