by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 17, 2017

An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
by longrider700 January 30, 2015

The resulting item when you cut off someone's male genitalia, clean it out, and restuff it with twinkie filling.
by Mama Kela December 22, 2020

Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?
Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.
Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.
Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017

by Fat Twinkie November 25, 2016

A smelly penis.
by Wicked001 January 3, 2015

"That Uber driver I teased on the way home last night came back after his last ride and turned me into a college twinkie."
by VoyeursFriend December 16, 2021
